A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
Get the fantasy fuck teammug. Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.
Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.
by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022
Get the fantasy football gripemug. Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.
by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023
Get the Puke Fantasymug. by A Divine Fantasy March 30, 2007
Get the A Divine Fantasymug. Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
by Odden March 24, 2017
Get the Lumberjack Fantasiesmug. The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.
This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.
by RPTJ January 10, 2025
Get the Tour Bus Fantasymug. Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players
"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"
by Fantasylaxbro May 12, 2018
Get the Fantasy Playermug.