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Funneling

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.
the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.
by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024
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Funnelling

The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.
My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.
by Enrealment September 23, 2024
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funneldude524

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funneldude524 is funnel
by spaghettijuice August 29, 2025
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funneldude524

funneldude524 is a dude who is a little tiny little dude man
funneldude524 is a little tiny dude man, funnel is such a funneldude524
by spaghettijuice August 29, 2025
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funnelphobia

funnelphobia is the fear of Turlock, California after civil twilight
"oh yeah, dave? isn't he a funnelphobe?"
"what's funnelphobe"?
"someone with funnelphobia"
"ah makes sense"
by spaghettijuice October 9, 2025
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Gold Funneling

Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast
by Sqootle July 19, 2018
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Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
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