When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016

A guy that has a small dick with some small bolas. He also has no juevos. He gets head everyday and gets blowed by guys whilst doing a threesome .
by Franciscoisgay November 25, 2018

by Impractical definitions August 20, 2022

by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021

1) A pair of friends with a bond so strong that a major Californian city where Full House took place is named after them
2) Phrase coined by a Mr. Michael Spelts
2) Phrase coined by a Mr. Michael Spelts
"Damn dude, I wish I was as dope as Sam Francisco. That dynamic duo is scorching hot."
"Tell me about it bro... no one can compare to their immaculate beauty and certain je ne sais quoi."
"Tell me about it bro... no one can compare to their immaculate beauty and certain je ne sais quoi."
by swanathonson July 12, 2018

by gracieeeee November 22, 2021
