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Inadvertent Emotional Bitch Slap

When a member of the opposite sex rejects you emotionally by being brutally honest, yet is not saying it to hurt you intentionally because they do care to some degree and are a good person. They have inadvertently caused you emotional pain by their brutal honesty.
When he said he wasn't in love with him, he dealt him an inadvertent emotional bitchslap.

When the loving husband said she looked like she had gained some pounds during her pregnancy, his wife received an inadvertent emotional bitch slap.
by Blondefire36D June 2, 2010
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Emotional Prostitute

Noun -

Emotional Prostitutes seek fulfillment through another. They find it uncomfortable or unprobable to be self fulfilled. The term has nothing to do with prostituting one's body; hence the word EMOTIONAL in front of it.

Emotional Prostitutes may seek an emotional fulfillment during sex, but it shouldn't be confused that they seek sex itself. It's the intimacy behind the sex, or the attention they receive that comes with the sexual act.

The term is a play on words, but is used to describe a common occurence within society - particularly on women because they are assumingly naturally emotional.
Unable to be alone, and craving the comfort of another, Janice realized she was an Emotional Prostitute
by An Emotional Prostitute November 21, 2010
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Emotionally Unstable

a term a boyfriend uses when explaining to his girlfriend she can't be logical since she's PMSing
I know you're just saying this because you're emotionally unstable right now
by farquah May 27, 2011
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Emotional Cripple

A pathetic waste of spineless dung that doesn't have enough balls to look himself in the mirror in the morning.
"Go fuck yourself cunt, I'm not some emotional cripple like Matt or Brian who is gonna lay here while you take a monster shit on my head" "Suck my balls bitch, your gonna die!"
by DHF January 7, 2006
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Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism

1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.

2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.

3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.
1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.

2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.

3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.
by Greendayrulez47 May 7, 2010
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emotional dogbiscuit

The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking
- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dogbiscuit, or a participation certificate.
by R. Older July 21, 2007
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