Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.

Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!

by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012

Secret Elevator

The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about

Lets take the Secret Elevator

by gingerKing January 8, 2015

An Eleanor Sweet

The act of disguising yourself to live among humans when you're actually a 3 foot tall dwarf.

Person 1: hey was that a toddler with purple hair?
Person 2: nah it was just an Eleanor Sweet

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

janet eleanor

A wicked smart, wicked funny and absosnutely gorgeous gal.

That Janet Eleanor over there is pretty cool.

by Guamrocksrer April 19, 2018

grace eleanor hudson

a transgender male who has a little bit to much fun with the western chinchilla population.

You just Grace Eleanor Hudsoned that chinchilla in the butt. i heard it from downstairs. (bang bang bang) (house comes down) (chinchilla with a giant butt hole is laying there moaning)

by Chinchillagapper May 17, 2018

The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

tango elevator

When a woman’s pubic hair is ginger, she has a Tango Elevator

In high school I wanted to be Ginger Spice so bad, I dyed my pubes orange so I could have a Tango Elevator

by B00B00 The F00L January 9, 2020