Eraser

bereft of doubt
just a little too humble
to shout it out loud
okay?
I can erase all the fah kin voy ces in a brain
I can bring back piece a gain
you better believe what i sang on that chune
we will be two get her first of june
in no time you will feel my love
and flow fine with my feathered dove
in. no. time. you will be my one
we'll grow pines in a field of oaks.

I am eraser. I erase.

by Krkič January 9, 2021

shit ears

a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.

"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"

by robbie666 August 10, 2006

Eagle Ears

Referring to a person with excellent hearing.

"How the hell did he hear us?"
"He must have eagle ears!"

by Blue Simons September 3, 2013

earsdrop

(v) To listen secretly to the private conversation of others.

Vinny earsdropped on Jen while she was talking to a man of African origin.

by Webster June 19, 2006

Eraser Friday

When your week has been so bad, when you get to Friday, you drink and party enough to forget the last 5 days happened.

This day needs to end and Eraser Friday needs to start

by The One Pie February 20, 2011

Earley Horse

An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!

Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.

Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!

Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.

Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?

Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.

Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.

Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.

Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011

Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015