donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.

"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"

by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005

silver donut

Silver donut is characterised as going for a zero, aiming to fail, putting no effort into something.

Student 1: I'm seriously going to plagiarise this paper
Student 2: dude, you're going for the silver donut.

by Archeron02 July 11, 2014

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food

Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary

by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019

Donut Integrity

The act of purchasing donuts for the office in a timely manner out of respect for office security rules that is designed to protect intellectual property.

John Doe left his machine unlocked and therefore was "donutted". John brought in 3 dozen donuts within 5 business days because he has Donut Integrity.

by securitybull September 11, 2019

Glazed Donuts

When you jizz on yo girls titties

I got glazed donuts last night

by Anne the man December 26, 2019

donut whore

A person, usually a woman who works in some sort of office and orders two or more dozen donuts in a donut store before heading to work, leaving others with little to choose from after they ransack the place.

I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.

by T-Rex75 September 12, 2020

The Donut Whole

The best donut shop ever, located in downtown Wichita. Serves unique donut flavors such as maple bacon, caramel and seasalt, and PBG (peanut butter & grape). Offers a large variety of unique sodas, and fresh locally roasted coffees. Local musicians, free wifi, and a unique decor add to the awesome ambiance.

Man, I'm really craving something sweet" "Let's go to the Donut Whole!!

by mamabrooke March 14, 2011