I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.

Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"

by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024

I don't know

An absolute truth to everything around us.

What's the meaning of life?
I don't know, and I don't think anyone does.

by Minkamus June 1, 2020

I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.

Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

I don't want to call you

That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️

Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"

by bigslongdick._ February 26, 2022

I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

I don't need to do any of that.

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025