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Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality
Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!
Docked by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008
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Docking station 

The act of two men placing their penises into both sides of a Chinese finger trap.
Dan:Hey man want to meet up at my place and test out my new docking station?
Cody:Sure just don't tell anyone.
Docking station by buttafingaboi December 27, 2013

Water Sport Pole Docking 

An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.

Fremantle Dockers 

the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.
Go Freo!
The Fremantle Dockers are the shit!
The act of using a Google Doc's blank document to instant message a friend.
Dude did you hear? Tom and Steve were docking in all of history class!
docking by Satire394 April 10, 2011

Dockyard 

Noun- A place where docking takes place
I was going to go to the movies but I decided to go to a dockyard instead