Russian Divingboard

A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.

(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)

As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

destroying Divinity

A modern death metal band that emerged in the early 2000's to nowadays(as of 2017) that follows in similar footsteps like it's predecessors such as Death, Morbid Angel, and Immolation, except in a much darker, grim atmosphere. They produced five albums with a particularly memorable one from 2010. The lyrics as self-evident by it's title relate to Diabolism, Anti-Christianity, blasphemy, and misanthropy. It's basically much like Immolation but with more flavor, less bland. The first debut album is shown to be from 2001.

Metalhead 1: "What was that third sick ass death metal band in that line up last night?" Metalhead: " For real? Dude it's Destroying Divinity, where have you been considering your almost like an encyclopedia for especially the harder side of metal!?"

by Jay Leo February 14, 2017

Anchor diving

Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.

"Hey Lauren, let's go anchor diving!"
"Sounds great! I'll go get the towels!"

by _Polcat January 6, 2018

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018