Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derp

A thing to say when you want to say something retarded

HERP DERP!

by Nyancat13567 February 26, 2019

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

Excuse me for my derping.

by gop890 December 3, 2020

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

derp head

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.

Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?

by when I'm bored.. September 26, 2019

Herpe Derpe

Herpe Derpe is when you have herpes and still smash!!

Rannon will give you the Herpe Derpe

by Trolloppz September 20, 2024