Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)

Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.

by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004

Denver Broncos

A sad remnant of a team who couldn't stand up to the Pittsburgh Steelers with the Super Bowl on the line.

Wow...the Denver Broncos sure got their asses spanked by the Pittsburgh Steelers.

by Truthtalker2 July 6, 2006

Denver

An amazing girl, that is thoughtful, intelligent, gorgeous, and just down to earth. Denver's usually are redhead's/ginger's and get all the guys. Denver's are the rare's out there!

If you ever meet a Denver, keep her close. She's one of a kind!

by degr May 4, 2014

denver broncos

A Football (American) team that will never win a Super Bowl again, because without Elway they are worthless.

Pinches Denver Broncos putos

by Fernando Villarreal October 14, 2006

denver birchfeild

the benchwarmer/laststring qb who thinks he's a metal head and plays and sucks at hacky sack 24/7

a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.

dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch

fag1 "dude that guy was like so denver birchfeild"
fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"

by sean beck August 21, 2004

Denver

To all of you out of town Bitch's saying Denver is a "cowtown" or "mostly white" you bitch's need to learn your facts idiots. I live in Denver and it has alot of Black People and majority of the Population is Hispanic so watch your tongues assholes. And yes we do have ruff Ghetto's and Hoods like every other city. Every city has Hoods. Don't talk shit if you don't live out here. Out of town people always stereotype us people in DENVER as being "rich" or "all white city". Out here Denver we have a lot of mixed couples, Black People, and a whole lot of Hispanics, and some whites out here. P.s. assholes I've been threw Hoods like St, louis , Los Angeles, and Milwaukee and every city has its ruff places.

Out towner: Dude Denver's such a cowtown lol!

Me: do you even live out here?

Out towner: no I just searched it up on the internet.

Me: then you don't live out her shit talker

by marcus234 June 26, 2014