marijuana danks

What David and Jer blaze. The best of the best marijuana. Something you have probably never seen before, especially if your name is AJ or GayJ.

Dude, we need to get some marijuana danks today.

Oh shit AJ is coming! Hide the marijuana danks.

AJ, did I say you could hit my marijuana danks? *slap*

I love blazing mad fucking marijuana danks.

Dude!!!! This marijuana danks is so fucking dank!

David: What the fuck is this shwag GayJ?

GayJ: This shits bomb, what are you talking about?

Jer: See, this is why we hide our marijuana danks from you. Pussy.

by IloveMARIJUANAdanks March 21, 2010

Dano

Noun: an incredibly sensitive, vulnerable, and all around soft guy. I'm talking silk panties, makin' baby lambs look dangerous soft. If this man drops vagina bombs on the reg, cries while he fucks, and gets caught lookin' like a victim erry day hes PROBABLY a Dano. Straight BABY THIGHS soft son.

Dano: aye yo i'm tryna blaze son
DopeBoyFresh: word how much loot you got?
Dano: none (whatta scrub)

DopeBoyFresh: dam son forreal?
Dano: chyea smoke me up kid
DopeBoyfresh: damn son
Dano: comon man wtf I'm tryna chief an i aint got shit you really gonna do me like this? shits fucked up

DopeBoyFresh: chill bitch go getta dutch n maybe you can hit the blunt

Dano:...ayo its rainin tho...

by DopestBoyFresh September 23, 2011

Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011

DANISH

A person who is overly infatuated with Dane Cook, and his comedy.

*At lacrosse practice, one boy shoots hard... anothr says..."FUCK BEES" for no apparent reason. This Person wouild be considered a "DANISH"

by laxkilla14 April 18, 2006

danish

the biggest fagget in the whole fuckin world

that guys a right danish

by assdas October 20, 2009

andrew dacosta

perfect. eyes. boy. spike. best friend. shaves once a month. he says once every two weeks. mac street.

Andrew DaCosta shaves once a month and he's my best friend.

by vtuck October 1, 2011

Danis

This word means evrything! its a noun, adjective, and verb. It just matters how you use the word 'Danis' in a sentence to make it what ever you want it to mean.

I'm going out for a Danis at the gym.

by Kitty_Karnage January 17, 2011