Shut up with national days

When u shut the fuck up abt national days that ur sorry ass makes when u have no friends, and u post it on ur story telling ur cool

“National grab ass day”
“Shut the hell up fag bag no one gives a flying fuck abt u”
“Ya bro ever heard of shut up with national days”

by ShutUpKids April 10, 2019

Oh my days

An untrustworthy way of saying "Oh my God"

Dave: "Oh my days, lookit that!"
Chris: "You said 'Oh my days' instead of 'Oh my God'? I'm not sure if I can trust you."

by A Potato-loving Cactus May 24, 2018

couple days

The day before and the day of Valentines day

"I'm taking her out for couple days"

by Cheeses Rice August 18, 2009

28 days

best fukkin band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well almost the best

by cuzzin October 20, 2003

500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.

It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.

by rlrsltx December 11, 2012

one of these days

You have one more chance and then it happens.

Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.

by Cant_even January 18, 2018

Matt Daly

Man who is unusually well endowed, been known to pound vag like a professional. Rumored to have laid more pipe than the local pipefitters unions. Charming and witty guy with a great personality and a presence that others are drawn to.

Wow your have Matt Daly charm.
Did you see how he Matt Dalied that broad

by Siggy Bear April 26, 2010