counter-bandwagoning

To reject popular culture, music, and ideas for attention, and the purpose of fitting in with non-conformists. Counter-bandwagoners often spend time in your face talking loudly about how "different" they are, and bashing popular musicians/celebrities. They usually don't know what they're talking about. Since non-conformists seem to make up half of the teenage population nowadays, in a way, counter-bandwagoners are actually conforming to socially acceptable ideas. Or at least they pretend to.

(In reality these people probably don't care about pop culture at all. And that's fine, but if you really don't give a shit, then act like you don't give a shit. Being true to yourself is a lot less annoying and makes you a lot more likeable to others.)

1.)Jessica: "FUCK MACKELMORE! I can't stand his annoying-ass music. he fucking sucks! I bet he doesnt even write his own stuff!"

Brandon: "Ugh, stop counter-bandwagoning. Some of his songs are pretty good, actually. He seems like a pretty nice dude. And yes, he does."
(good guy Brandon)

2.) Miley Cyrus is a good example of a counter-bandwagoner.

by everythingsawesomeallthetime August 30, 2013

Full Uno Reverse Counter

if full counter and a uno reverse card did the dragon ball z combination dance u would get the Full Uno Reverse Counter which is stronger than "nay thee" and this is made out of nobelium uranium, so only for smart peoples. it functions like jojos "golden experience requim" and is unbeatable

Me: u gay
ThimoT: nay thee
Me: Full Uno Reverse Counter
ThimoT: *dies*
ThimoT:*gets killed again*
ThimoT:*and again*

by dendenthepuppy October 10, 2018

Counter-Doubt

A counter "attack" when someone "presses X to doubt."

Boy: I FINALLY GOT LAID!
Dad: LOL, press X to doubt.
Boy: Press R3 to Counter-Doubt.

by Damanjan May 10, 2018

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Counter nigga'd

To have nigga'd someone who thought they have {nigga'd} you in any way, shape, or form. It is a catastrophic blow of disrespect and shame.

"Your such a piece of shit."
"*You're. You counter nigga'd YOURSELF. Who does that?"

by ALMIGHTY DEMON LORD THOD April 11, 2019

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021