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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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september at cosmo

When a female puts a condom on with her feet
"Dude Sarah gave me a September at cosmo"
by LegendaryPro98 September 18, 2017
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The Tragedy of the Commons

It some fancy term used by hyper-intelligent retards that talks about cows, cheese, enclosure, over grassing, and shit (Like tons of shit, like holy shit cows shit a lot). But the term is an allusion to the relation of the idea that an individual Nation-State will fuck over the world to achieve it's short-term desire like a teen girl who hasn't discovered the wonders of the pill, compared to the idea of Nation-States coming together to achieve long term goals together like some basic assholes that you'ed expect political ass-hats to do.
You know what else is like The Tragedy of the Commons, Deez Nuts!
by Emerson ain't got shit on me December 4, 2017
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The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.
-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!
by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020
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Chi Wah Learning Commons

a place in Hong Kong University where a bunch of dick heads occupy the seats by placing their personal stuff; in another words, it is a heaven for theft and hell for needy student.
I hope those assholes' laptops get stolen in Chi Wah Learning Commons.
by MarvellousAss September 21, 2022
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