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trolling for cops

Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.
Cops always seem attracted to my car, as if I am out <i>trolling for cops</i>.
by willz48640 November 6, 2011
mugGet the trolling for copsmug.

cop arrest

The type of position where ur hands are on the wall legs spread like ur getting arrested while a girls eating ur ass or vice versa
Yo Mark did Julia give u that cop arrest last night?
by Destroyer_69 December 16, 2016
mugGet the cop arrestmug.

Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
mugGet the Cop a Mousemug.

obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
by Stickololo April 11, 2020
mugGet the obstruction of copmug.

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021
mugGet the Samurai Copmug.

Copped a spray

To walk underneath a stream of bodily fluid coming from an intoxicated individual on a balcony
Calum: “so Daniel I was walking underneath a balcony and copped a spray! Think I need a shower”

Daniel: “Oh no! You’ve copped a spray. Would you like a towel?”

Calum: “No thanks, Daniel. I have my own.”
by 717 April 25, 2019
mugGet the Copped a spraymug.

animal cop

An Animal cop is someone who will go around and save animals from

1. Being abused

2.being homeless/ starving

And bad habitats like: a dump or highly polluted area
A guy didn't feed his dog in months his neighbors called the 'animal cops' they came to the guys house and took his dog to a shelter to feed and take care of him, as well as take the owner to court . In worse cases they might be arrested on the spot.
mugGet the animal copmug.

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