colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

by Colin the chair January 3, 2024

Colin

My boy bestfriend; the loveliest, most handsome, charming, beautiful and precious boy in the universe and anything that exists beyond it. I oath to cherish, love and protect this man for the rest of my life.

y/n: "Isn't that Colin? HIII-"
Mouna: "DONT TALK TO WHATS MINE BITCH"

Mouna: *stabs her 18 times and goes up to hug Colin*

by Miischa January 26, 2025

Colin

Colin ('K'ol'en') is the female version of Karen.

If that karen was male, they would call him Colin.

by SisterFista July 27, 2020

colin

the sweetest guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him, he is a walking legend. he is so funny honestly, a real keeper. if you are ever lucky enough to get a colin in your life never let him go

Person one: Wow! He is such a nice guy, I wonder who he is
Person two: He is definitely a Colin

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

colin

colin is the type of person to have a fan's called the colinizers

colin

by colinizer123 April 27, 2020

Colin albert

I like to kill people BANG! BANG!

Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG

by Colin albert November 24, 2023

colin

A scum teenage boy, probably plays hockey and thinks he’s hot shit. Rate: 6/10

Girl 1: “You’re fucking Colin?”
Girl 2: “Yeah why”
Girl 1: “I heard he sleeps around”

by soccergirl07 May 24, 2020