Christopher 

1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.

1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.

Christopher by Jerry520 February 14, 2010

christopher 

also known as chris.

he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.

he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.

who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.

christopher by theeepescatarian December 19, 2010

Christopher Carlson 

Chris is the most kindest guy that you could ever meet. he is very romantic and will do whatever it takes to keep you happy. Although it is easy to offend him he will get over it. He is easy to love. Hes really funny and doesnt care what people think of him. You should never let him go if you got him in your grasp because that will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.

girl: ughh i wish i went out with him

boy: who me?

girl:EW no not you, christopher carlson

Christopher Carlson by 11.11.11 December 29, 2011

Christopher 

An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.

Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.

Christopher by Zan da man May 31, 2018

Christopher 

Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.

"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher

Christopher by Smisha October 13, 2010

Christopher Columbus

When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.

Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.

Christopher Columbus by Drew Pesak April 1, 2010

Christopher 

Chris is a very nice and loyal man, chris also has a huge cock. He makes a lot of people laugh and has a very style. Chris is very fun to hang around

If Christopher doesn't come then I can't go either

Christopher by BIGCOCKCHRIS August 1, 2017