A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.
Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!
Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.
Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.
Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbus Syndromemug. People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.
You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?
by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.
Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.
by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021
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Get the christophermug. by Lucas Pringle December 12, 2016
Get the christopher claessonmug. **Christopher** (noun):
A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
Every time I look at Christopher, I’m reminded of how truly lucky I am to have someone so handsome, kind, and loyal in my life—**this is why I will always love Christopher**. He may not be my boyfriend, but he’s my best friend, and that’s more than enough.
by Yours forever star January 13, 2025
Get the Christophermug.