butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

lover cancer

It is when one is inflicted with too much affection and love from an aggressive hopeless romantic.

Sheila have been dating since she was 5, but only now, Bruce gave her lover cancer.

by lolabananabunny January 14, 2014

Cure for cancer

Yuri Plisetsky’s smile

His smile is the cure for cancer

by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 29, 2018

google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 13, 2013

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 May 25, 2007

Yellow Cancer

The end stage of yellow fever where a person is no longer capable of dating or appreciating any other race but Asians, to the point that it begins to negatively affect their lives.

He hasn't dated anyone besides Asians. His yellow fever has progressed to end-stage yellow cancer...

by kh9793 May 23, 2019

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 January 16, 2007