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crunch

“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”
by Teki May 31, 2023
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Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.
I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.
by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
"Hey girl, wanna go to taco bell and do a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with me?"
by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021
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Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
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Crunch

When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.
by White boi69 September 26, 2019
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
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crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021
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