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Cosmic Booty 

A butt so perfect it contains cosmic powers. It looks so crazy good it becomes impossible to look away from it. Look into the butt, and you can look inside yourself.
Don't be jealous just because your booty doesn't contain infinite cosmic power!

Ashes to ashes, butts to butts. A piece of him shall live on forever, in the eternal dream, of my Cosmic Booty.
Cosmic Booty by Siim August 9, 2015
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Chocolate brownie with sprinkles on it , ask roger he'll tell u
I kaked Colin's cosmic dd in Rogers bucket at school lunch one day
cosmic dd by Delgotit October 7, 2015
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Costa Wanker 

A young wanna be hipster who always goes to the Costa Coffee machines at petrol stations.
' Look at that Costa Wanker waiting for his shit latte'

Or

'I can't get a coffee because the que is full of Costa wankers'
Costa Wanker by dog tits July 5, 2016
Cosme likely brought you here from tinder. He did this to prove to you he is clever and cute.
Hey, check it out, I just swiped right on Cosme
Cosme by Champion 000 June 6, 2020

Cosby Chandler 

Named after the demon spawned from the lovemaking of Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan, the Cosby Chandler is the act of slipping a roofie into an elderly woman's orange cream soda and God knows what happens next.

This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.
Never allow Cosby Chandler in a geriatric home. He serves the grossest drinks with the most vile intentions.

Cosmic Rust Face Mask 

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

Bill Cosby 

When you slip a sedative drug into an attractive girl’s drink, and then proceed f*ck her when she’s unconscious. In order to fully Bill Cosby though you have to do this multiple times, and when they accuse you, deny it all.
Dude, I think that Kaden just Bill Cosby’d 5 girls last night, and he’s acting as if none of that ever happened.
Bill Cosby by UnkownWolf June 10, 2018