When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!
by chudwilleatyourbaby January 27, 2009
When a man takes a diarrhea shit on a woman's tits then titty fucks her, this makes a chili dog. To add the cheese he blows his load on her tits and then somebody else titty fucks her for a chili dog with cheese. This is a highly advanced move not intended for amateur use. Not for the faint of heart.
by jerez January 06, 2008
When a person's parents are killed and the meat from their bodies is fashioned into a hearty stew and fed to a large group of people. This large group may or may not include members of the deceased person's family.
Term originally aired during an episode of South Park. Season 5 episode 1
Term originally aired during an episode of South Park. Season 5 episode 1
I feel bad for the kid; not only were his parents murdered by the next door neighbor, but then the neighbor made his parents into a Chili Con Carnival and brought it over for him to eat.
by quinnerchickendinner January 09, 2011
A rare feat only known to have been performed thirteen times in recorded history. The act involves a person (man or woman) vomiting on a second person who happens to be taking a dump on a clear glass table that a third person is lying beneath and looking up through.
The real reason the Beatles broke up was that Ringo felt slighted when he wasn't included in the Cincinnati Chili Bath.
by WMarconi October 05, 2010
by A friend of a friend July 14, 2003
Is when a guy shits (the chili) between a womans breast (the buns), and the guy sticks his cock (the hot dog) in the shit and proceeds to titty fuck her as she sucks the tip of his dick at the same time, eating the shit (the diet). Hence, the "Chili Dog Diet".
My buddy John keeps his bitches on a Chili Dog Diet then sends them home to kiss their husbands and children good night.
by Have Ben Nasty December 04, 2006
by Bish and Cory March 21, 2007