Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

Cantina

When you want to say "fuck" but aren't able to.

She screamed "Cantina!" when she stubbed her toe.+

by Dirking729 May 17, 2016

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003

carbicide

First seen on facebook, by member: Kari Sheridan,

is the act of not eating carbs, or disallowing any carbs from entering your body. Saying "NO" to any/all GOOD food with any carbs in them. FYI Carbs are the little bustards that make your ass fat. (it sure ain't the booze ya know).

Kari, fed up with the way life was treating her body weight decided to commit carbicide.

by facebookfriend July 10, 2009

Cartia

A very inna pro pro boiiiiii who trys to put his dick everywhere cus he is a horny bastared.

Do not trust this hairy big foot man or else u will get ligma, STD and aids and all the bad tings.
He is a big figgy and is despart for a girl
Donate 1p (cuz thats how much he is worth) a week to help this poor short horny man so he can stop being hella deserate for a lady.
He is a fassy n has a haircut that makes him look like mop with its 'hair' tied up
Do not trust this hairy man.
I WARN YOU

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ME:''Do not trust this man, is a big Cartia!''

Random guy:''OMG such a littlefiggy!''

Other random guy:''EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW''

by SuckYeMam'sDIngy January 13, 2019

Cartivore

A fan of the web video show VendrTV.

One who subsists primarily on a diet of street food.

When Susan had her sixth helping of Street Food in a week she realized she was a full fledged cartivore.

by VendrTV October 30, 2009

Cartinaly

Of course, More than certain, a definite thing, surely, in reality.

James is cartinaly a great example of handsome manhood. If it weren't for men like him, we'd be up to our eyeballs in metrosexuals!

by English Dictionary Citations November 10, 2010