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dented can

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
by Mike Ouellette December 8, 2004
mugGet the dented canmug.

Can of beans

Someone that's Farts alot or nonstop
Don't let the can of beans out man
by Casecase67 September 23, 2017
mugGet the Can of beansmug.

shit canned

a state of being completely wasted
I went out last night and got completely shit canned.
by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003
mugGet the shit cannedmug.

Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can
Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning
by Soup Can Sam September 27, 2018
mugGet the Soup Canmug.

can opener

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010
mugGet the can openermug.

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