Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

by SAK 42 December 26, 2018

take the bullet

To be the designated driver for the nite

Thanks Elena for driving home from the Rancid show last nite! Next show, I'll take the bullet so no one gets a DUI.

by hbsteels November 3, 2008

arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

by grandslam90 January 12, 2009

Straight Off Bullshit

When in extreme disbelief..

They rigged the awards ceremony, so i can win the big prize and it turned out that some other dickhead wins it, THIS IS STRAIGHT OFF BULLSHIT!!.

by Mysta D February 5, 2009

hot gravy bullet

It's a hot steaming load of jiz that shoots out like a firefighters hose. It must hit the face to be classified as such.

Are you going to cum in my face or am I going to swallow a hot gravy bullet!?

by Larry Blackman December 21, 2013

Feel Good Bullshit

Useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.

"Don't worry God cures everything!" "Thanks i'm sure that Feel Good Bullshit will cure my terminal cancer."

"Well just remember You always miss all the shots you don't take." "That feel good bullshit is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!"

by randomtasks February 14, 2017

i'M bUlKinG

What KSI claimed to be doing...in 2019.

"I aint fat guys I'm bulking"
"I aint gonna be shredded the entire year"
"by June, July, August if I'm still like this you can have a go at me"

"remember when we used to bully Ethan CUZ HE WAS FAT! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL i'M bUlKinG come on! Guys I ain't i'M bUlKinG"

by S/he’s just a friend March 6, 2023