you want some trisco biscuits?
by muthatruckin p i m p May 12, 2009

A person who has had so much intercourse within a short amount of time that their genitalia have dried out like a crusty biscuit, thus becoming a slut biscuit.
That prostitute was so successful today that you will need to put some jelly on her slut biscuit to access her services.
by Shleight June 13, 2014

The nicer way to describe a friend with benefits or fuck buddy or the incident of a friend coming over for sex only.
Tom came over for tea and biscuits last night.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
by ava adorable August 16, 2008

by Maurice FitzPenadoe July 12, 2003

THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B'GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.
by lolbisco October 14, 2011

A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.
Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.
by GAYGAY September 14, 2008

by walms October 16, 2008
