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saddle beast

Used to describe a person who is both sad and obese. More generally a disgusting and fat individual. Often used out of sheer dislike.

Obviously an insult derived from an early explanation of fag hags as sad and obese women who only befriend gays out of pure desperation.
The bitch is a saddle beast!

That saddle beast needs to back away from that burger.

I will punch her saddle beast face!

That saddle beast needs to back off my man!
by Non Saddle Beast February 19, 2011
mugGet the saddle beastmug.

Dirty Beast

Great preachings from the dirty beast today.
by Scunner92 February 16, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Beastmug.

Beast Patrol

When someone is in the process of blowing up. Especially pertinent in sports when you can sense that a player is about to take the game over. They are about to become other-worldly and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Think The Incredible Hulk or the Wolfman just prior to transmogrification.

It can also be used in the past tense to describe someone who completely dominated their opponent in such a fashion that made you feel somewhat bad for the other person/team.
Oh shit son, are you watching this Penguins - Capitals game? Alexander Ovechkin is on beast patrol right now, I think he might end up with a hat trick when all is said and done.

(Past tense) Man did you see what the Spurs did to the Nets last night? It was just unfair, Tony Parker was on beast patrol all night, the Nets players were like deer in the headlights whenever he had the ball. He was scoring at will on them.
by Rogue Squirrel February 10, 2010
mugGet the Beast Patrolmug.

beast out

To devour (as in food); to complete something in its entirety and whoop its ass.
"Man, I was so hungry earlier that I totally beasted out on an entire pizza."
"Oh, that History test? I beasted out on that thing; I know I got an A."
by Kaity144 May 3, 2005
mugGet the beast outmug.

Shasta Beast

1.The worlds most powerful creature that can be only killed one way.
2.A way to describe someone if they are doing well in something
3.Being just plain awesome
1.On level 12 you have to battle the Shasta Beast.
2.Joe is a Shasta Beast at ping pong
3.I'm just a Shasta beast
by freestyle10evan February 4, 2008
mugGet the Shasta Beastmug.

fuck beast

A term that can be used to describe either a male or female sex machine. As with any beast of burden this individual has the ability to fuck or to get plowed for long durations or multiple times with multiple parties. Like an ox plowing a field this individual truely is an animal.
Ray " Wow that chic is a total fuck beast, she has fucked each and every guy at this party at one time or another during the night"
Tom "Yeah, no shit. She just fucked me for an hour then went off with your buddy Phil." "my dick is still fucking sore!"
by Nate11 November 3, 2007
mugGet the fuck beastmug.

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