by Plattsperv January 2, 2012
Get the Bearded Santamug. Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013
Get the Ghost Beardmug. An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.
by The anal jester February 11, 2004
Get the Buccaneer's Beardmug. A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018
Get the beard molestermug. When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 4, 2020
Get the Redemption Beardmug. by Shebix July 16, 2017
Get the bearded mermaidmug. the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
Get the bearded pompeiimug.