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Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.
Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
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Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.
Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew
by Teshandra April 22, 2013
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AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
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beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.
by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018
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Redemption Beard

When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.

The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 4, 2020
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Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.
Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
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Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.
I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.
by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018
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