Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
Get the Blacke Beardemug. by Teshandra April 22, 2013
Get the Shave the beardmug. An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
Get the AIDS beardmug. A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018
Get the beard molestermug. When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 4, 2020
Get the Redemption Beardmug. by Dracotic September 26, 2010
Get the Skin Beardmug. When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.
by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018
Get the Sex Beardmug.