art history

That crazy class that is still cool cuz you see a lot of happy pictures like the black square

why are you not looking at the pics, you are in my art history class!

by laker April 25, 2004

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

history mystery

An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.

When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Canada's History

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.

Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history

by thejross February 5, 2010

Canada's History

While wearing a racoon skin hat, pour warm maple syrup down her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, you knock her out with a hockey stick and start singing 'oh canada' with your member in her unconcious mouth. When she wakes up, you proceed to crap a hockey puck sized dumper on her chest.

Joe: Why is your girlfriend smelly and missing some teeth?

Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.

by Colbert Reporter February 4, 2010

Canada's History

While having sex during a hockey match, it's the use of the maple syrup to shove a Stanley Cup like object up a woman's anus, while simultaneously being penetrated in the vagina with a penis which is covered in maple syrup. As soon as the male feels he needs to release he pulls out and cums on top of the Stanley Cup and yells Hat Trick!

Stephen: Hey baby, you wanna go pull off Canada's History?
Stephanie: As long as you can score me a Hat Trick.
Stephen: Don't worry, I can.

by pickemgenius February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.

"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"

"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"

by thischickoverhere February 4, 2010