baltiphoural

relating to an imagined city or hypothetical place

Dorothy is whisked away to the baltiphoural emerald city.

by baltiphouralyas May 27, 2022

baltigo

That vertigo feeling men get deep down in their sack when they see someone doing stupid shit up high.

Mike was climbing that rusty ass ladder in that abandoned factory tower and it gave me baltigo.

by OBDude June 7, 2022

Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish

Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved

by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022

Baltimorese

Baltimorese, sometimes phonetically written Bawlmerese or Ballimerese, is a dialect of American English in the Mid Atlantic United States that originated among the white blue-collar residents of working class South and Southeast Baltimore.

Reference(s): From the BaltimoreHon Web and EnglishGratis web sites



aigs - eggs

Amblance -- ambulance

arnjuice - orange juice (an example of the widespread use of elision)

Atna Canny - in the suburbs, i.e. "out in the County." May or may not refer to Baltimore County

Bawlmer - Baltimore (pronounced BAWL-mur)

Beeno - B&O Railroad

Blare - Bel Air, or Belair Road.

Caff lick - Catholic

cole race beef samwish - cold roast beef sandwich

crown - crayon

downey ayshin (down the ocean) - at the beach (spent sum'r weekends downey ayshin). 'At' or 'to' is implied, but not a part of the elision; specifically, it means Ocean City, Maryland

Dundawk - Dundalk, as in Dundalk, Maryland

gubmint - government

hon - a universal name used for greeting (in extreme instances, pronounced in two syllables, "huh-in")

Jeet...Did you eat?...usually answered by "nojew?"

meer - mirror

Merlin - Maryland

Naplis - Annapolis

ool - oil

ornj - orange

arster - oyster

pleese - multiple police officer

tawlit - toilet

taeta - potato (most commonly used with 'chips')

warsh - to wash

Warshngton - As in Washington D.C., or Washington County

wooja - Would you?

yell-uh - yellow

Yerp - Europe

youse - plural of you

zink - sink

Hey hon, buffer thar wuz Pittsburghese, thar wuz the Balwmorese (Baltimorese) dictionary, so you can co-moon-icate wiff the natives (circa 1996).

by kim(gerly) December 10, 2022

Bastich

This word is a contraction between the Bastard and Bitch

Making it a Gender Neutral way of describing/insulting a person

Origin of the word: Lobo DC

"Than that *bastich* in the BMW cut me while I was trying to get off the highway off, almost making me crash."

"okay you bloody bastich, just shut up and leave us alone"

by crazyfox22 December 20, 2022

Baltima

A Baltima is a dark tinted Nissan Altima or Maxima that is 10 years or older from Baltimore Maryland. They usually are going at least 30 to 40 miles per hour faster than traffic and they rarely use blinkers. You can spot them casually running grandmas off the road on the weekends or almost killing you on your way to work. If you see one coming get out of is way as fast as possible.

Another Baltima almost killed me on i95 again... those guys really come out of nowhere.

by Gymrat17 March 27, 2023

Baltimore

Fucking monsters...

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.

by Seitan June 11, 2023