badonkulous

An ass so big, round and perfect that it's just off the scale, to the point of being ridiculous. And/or any flagrant action performed by somebody in possession of such a badonk, especially when the action features said badonk.

Man did you see that Nicki Minaj new video? Badonkulous!

by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

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Badonkahonk

A person (usually a girl) who is annoying and we'll get on your nerves most of the time. They will crush on many guys and will get many boyfriends in one week

Guy friend: hey that badonkahonk like me

You: I feel bad for you I hate her

by Tropical 69$ December 27, 2014

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badonkadonk

a tank which one can buy on amazon

I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.

by Kick@$$er July 19, 2016

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Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

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