doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )

by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009

Madden Bullshit

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

bullshit sickness

A typically Australian term, used to describe something of the most awesome degree.

Man! That car is the bullshit sickness!

That movie last night was the bullshit sickness!

by Steven I July 4, 2006

Fragglenaggle Bullshit

The aftermath of someone getting you all kinds of fucked up.

Travis: Bitch took me to court for some alimony on one of her flock. Bitch, please.

Darius: Damn, dude. That's some fragglenaggle bullshit.

by Tturner2099 December 23, 2014

Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.

Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.

by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009

Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.

Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."

by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009

Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.

Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!

by Urbantech February 26, 2009