Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010

Ice Board

The act of removing the trunks of a stakeboard, waxing down the bottom of the board, and using it on an icy flat/inclined surface.

Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.

Hank: Dude, I heard the sled hill got frozen over and is completely ice!

You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.

by XCFingB January 17, 2011

Smack Board

n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.

Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?

Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!

by Joseph Spadafino, PhD October 8, 2011

Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.

A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"

by Geordie racer October 14, 2011

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013