Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
Get the Blacke Beardemug. by Baldwin West August 6, 2016
Get the Beard Spottermug. When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 4, 2020
Get the Redemption Beardmug. A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018
Get the beard molestermug. A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
by Lolals December 29, 2013
Get the bearded steakmug. by Dracotic September 26, 2010
Get the Skin Beardmug. the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
Get the bearded pompeiimug.