Tape The Bat

to masturbate

dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.

by carpetrug September 28, 2008

Illegal Bat

A bullshit (erronius) call against the NY Giants during superbowl XLII.

Illegal bat against the defense. The patriots will get a free 10 yards just because.

by Captain Fug February 3, 2008

Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.

Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!

by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

Bat Flip

The light toss of a Baseball bat in celebration of a home run that was just hit.

Joey Bats exclaimed himself with his famous Bat Flip home run in 2015 against the Rangers in the ALDS.

by RR93 April 14, 2017

bat man

A man with a really huge penith.

FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!

by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006

Football bat

When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.

I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.

by panicBoy January 2, 2008

baby bat

Baby bats are usually a new-comer to the gothic world or just a little brat trying to become goth.
A baby bat is what most of the over twenty goths call the younger goths, especially the poser ones, whos soul intent is to destory the gothic name.

"Look deary, that child is trying to be goth."
"What a pity, these baby bats are killing their sterotypes."

by Innocently Beheaded October 7, 2007