The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot
by Thedumbestmanalive March 29, 2016
Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".
Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?
Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...
Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...
by SHELLARAYE April 05, 2018
taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.
Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that
by rampage1379 January 12, 2010
The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.
I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.
by Dahhomie November 17, 2013
by MW2 Freak January 04, 2011
Jim jizzed on Linda's face, then licked it up like it was vanilla ice cream, that's an Australian Ice Cream for ya.
by Rory Von Biggaballs July 15, 2009
*credit scene after movie*
Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?
Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra
Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D
Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?
Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra
Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D
by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019