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Ashleying

To take a girl, usually your wife, furniture shopping, like at Ashley Furniture and Home Store.
Ex: “Hey bruh wanna go to Hooters?”
Nah man me and Tanya are going Ashleying today. Maybe next time.”
by Latanya21900 January 13, 2021
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Ashley

Ashley is a cute, sweet, short, petite girl. She is a natural brunette, but dyes her hair blonde so often that you would never know. She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal but you cant see it under her scrubs. Ashley the kinda girl to have a giant dick but she not gonna show it though. She'll be giving you an "examination" and then whip it out and start really giving you back pains if you know what I mean. Still would smash though.
Guy 1: "Dude my ass hurts"
Guy 2:"Damn bro, why? O_O"
Guy1: "Cuz I spent the night with my girl, bro. :l"
Guy2:"What"
Guy2:"Oh! I forgot she's an Ashley bro!"
Guy1:"No bro, she's a Gemini."
by xXPussyPounder69AnalSmasherXx September 7, 2019
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Ashley

Anyone named ashley is a certified BITCH. They are smelly and have lice. BE CAREFUL!! They also are pedos!! So be careful when you come across an Ashley!! They are toxic and scary.
“I have an eating disorder even though I’m chubby”

Oh that’s definitely an Ashley!
by Hh.olivia February 29, 2020
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Ashley

She is very nice and careful, but she has a extra short temper. She is ridiculously mean when she gets mad yet the next day she will probably act like nothing ever happened. She TRYS to be sexy, a vsco girl, teenager like, and much more. She controls her friends and if she tells you to do something she will probably kick you out of her house. If she is not at her house, for example, if you and her are at the pool she might tell you to dive down 50 feet, and if you don't don it Ashley might just drown ya.
Ashley punched me in the stomach when I texted my other friends
by Alli53124 September 21, 2019
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Ashley

Ashley is a goon
by Donkey0987 September 8, 2018
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Ashley

Ashley is the sweetest, girl ever. When u get to know her she’s really fierce, but so sweet and caring. Ashley get hurt a lot but at the end of the day she is so precious and a blessing to be around. I honestly don’t know if I could have my life go any farther without her in it. I love her so fuckin much. She means the world to me. Ashley doesn’t like most people, but its cause she can choose wisely. She hates seeing me cry. It makes her so mad. I feel so special around Ashley. She is my best friend and my ride or die I love her so fuckin much. She takes care of anyone in her past. If ur hurt she will pick u up and risk her own life for you. She loves animals, it makes her who she is. She is very picky tho. If something isn’t her way it has to be fixed. She is a great artist and I love her.

-your bsf harmony
Get you a friend like Ashley, just not my Ashley
by Harmony💗loves u July 27, 2018
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Ashley

A smart guy who always has your back when you need it the most he is caring but also has a dark side when you get him angry but he is a guy you will never forget.
“He’s angry” said Mark
“Yeah cause it’s Ashley” said John
by Anonymous person in danger November 12, 2019
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