Anchor Lazy

(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.

“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”

by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025

Anchor

Laila and clay, because they hold me down better than anyone i’ve met.

Me: I’m chillin w my anchor
Them: but it’s two people?
Me: who asked you anything?

by Kendrick :) December 21, 2025

ball anchor

Placing your balls in the pocket of your gym shorts, in the event that your gym shorts are loose, to keep them upon your waiste.

"These shorts are so big i had to use a ball anchor to them up in gym class."

by rtow December 14, 2007

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

Wrist Anchor

A timepiece that is usually worn on the wrist, which is getting outdated considering cell phones now display the time, and automatically change during daylight savings time, and upon crossing into a new timezone.

Watch or clock<wrist anchor>

by CaptainRodney March 3, 2011

golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 27, 2013

Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out

"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"

by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014