Alecxandr

Alecxandr is a wild card, always loving and protecting to the people he loves. He is very passionate about his hobby’s and is never afraid to let things go. He is very handsome and strong as well, but not just physically. He is emotionally strong aswell. He’s the perfect guy to love and trust, hard headed, quick witted and high spirited, always a great time to be around an Alecxandr.

Alecxandr is so amazing to be around!

by Kiniko January 12, 2026

Dirty alecock

A boy who has recently come to hit puberty and therefore never shaves the moustache as he believes he looks good but he looks like a young rapist or predictor. Often found in the linstock region of Carlisle

Look at that boy ohhhh no he’s doing a dirty alecock

by Andjsjsbbs April 30, 2020

Mr alecock

Man with a massive 13 inch dick and is respected by many and loves the taste of gravy

Mr alecock do you like ale

by oooooyap October 10, 2022

Shalom Alechem

“SHALOM ALECHEM”

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben”
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem”
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023

Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)

Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes

by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023

Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 March 8, 2023