Adam, The best at getting bitches and dates. He is the handsome guy you will ever meet and you are lucky to have an Adam in your life. Adams are super strong and super tuff so if you get in a fight with him that is basically suicide and you better hope that your mom is a doctor. Adams are always in super good shape with sexy blue eyes and brown hair. Adams freckles are amazing and always play hockey and like to be a goon. If you are playing hockey against an Adam you'd better hope that he does not take a snapshot or else your screwed! He has the most amazing sense of humour that you will ever meat in a guy and if you have ever gone on a date with him you would know that he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world and if your dating him hold on for as long as you can!
Person1: Whaaaat who is that handsome guy?
Person2: Thats Adam and good luck hooking up with him!
Person3: Can I have sex with you!?
Person2: Thats Adam and good luck hooking up with him!
Person3: Can I have sex with you!?
by GOATMAN6915 March 19, 2019
Get the Adammug. hes the first person in the world to get laid. very very sexy man gets all the girls. great at football and loves sports.
by XxPussySlayer420xX September 27, 2017
Get the adammug. by Poopooman123 April 26, 2020
Get the Adammug. This guy loves football, but cant even play it.
He is mean and insesitive, and doesn't understand the concept of no.
NEVER and I mean NEVER date him be is not a one woman man he will cheat, and lie.
He is mean and insesitive, and doesn't understand the concept of no.
NEVER and I mean NEVER date him be is not a one woman man he will cheat, and lie.
by Motherhu November 22, 2016
Get the Adammug. This nigga smell like shit and does not shower I wish christmas comes up so I could give him lotion and soap so he could not smell like shit and he needs to get his hair done by his daughter melva they always fuck every night and they have fun and he doesnt know how to dress that bum ass nigga
Skinny bozo a person who is Stupid , stinky , horny , and freaky." Did ever seen adam when he looks at you hes like I wanna rape riii now"
by Jrjfjejd March 21, 2018
Get the Adammug. the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit
by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020
Get the adammug. Adam is white but can say the n word and gets mad hoes. Adam is the most athletic person with the thickest booty.
by The_real_king_nab April 20, 2020
Get the Adammug.