When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
by Naws!!! June 7, 2016
Get the toaster assmug. 1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.
2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
by jj1221 October 21, 2009
Get the ass lynchedmug. Not to be confused with Swamp Ass, Sweat Ass occurs when someone forces a sweaty state of the ass. Similar to Swamp Ass, if not treated, Sweat Ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.
Johnny was riding down the road when he noticed that Trent had turned on his heated leather seats. His ass was dripping with sweat. "Thanks for the sweat ass," he told Trent.
by cornbread247 December 12, 2019
Get the Sweat Assmug. by Genitalien August 1, 2020
Get the Ass Voidmug. When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.
Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015
Get the Ass Microwavemug. n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;
2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;
3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'
2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;
3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'
I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.
Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.
Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.
by Maestro41 October 16, 2011
Get the Ass Basketrymug. by abe fromen May 11, 2011
Get the Ass Birthmug.