by fndfjrmjefndthbfgh June 09, 2009
Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
by squirrel rape January 28, 2012
A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.
Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
by SMSchoirboy January 28, 2012
Everyone loves kool aid the same - Black people drink it more often because you cant notice the stain on there lips - compared to lighter skinned people, and that stain is hard to move with out messing up the skin on your lips
Black guy: You want some kool aid
White guy: i would but it makes my lips bright red or dark purple
Black guy: You want something else
White guy: Ill have a mountain dew or monster energy drink if you got one.
White guy: i would but it makes my lips bright red or dark purple
Black guy: You want something else
White guy: Ill have a mountain dew or monster energy drink if you got one.
by Charlie Sheen7gramrocks September 10, 2011
Ebola AIDS also known as Penis or Vagina AIDS. Ebola AIDS make you produce large quantities of cum water. Cum water is a type of semen that you will find inside Turkey dick. Cum Water contains lots of Mercury and Pee and Shit. As a result, It is very poisonous. The only way to cure Ebola AIDS is to snort large amounts of Crack, Heroin and Meth
by 5Skin not 4Skin July 24, 2019
by Zeph721 April 09, 2008
"Dude, I got raped by a tramp and he bummed me in the face. Can't belive i've contracted Tramp Aids. Doctor says I've only got 2 days to live."
by The Donkey, The Bear, The Rabbit and The Badger March 09, 2005