AIDS

AIDS is when you have unprotected sex

Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd December 13, 2016

AIDS

What people get when they eat gluten and they are gluten intolerant

Kai: I just ate pizza and now I have aquired an aids

by so, ostrichs December 16, 2018

retardo aids

when you sleep with an unclean woman , for example your ex when she rapes you when you sleep and you wake up the next morning feeling your IQ has dropped by three thousand

''holy shit you got retardo aids from sarah rigby??''

by braig January 29, 2007

Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.

Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby

by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018

Jordan AIDS

Jordan AIDS is when your name is Jordan but you have aids.

“Woah did you hear about his Jordan AIDS, bro?”

by Jazzllama_M_ January 27, 2019

Booger aids

Aids you get from those little kid boogers on the bottom of desks

Bro I got booger aids from that kindergarten class

by Zombifroster December 29, 2022

Peppa pig has aids

Peppa, a popular children’s cartoon character is diagnosed with the deadly disease known as aids . After failing to reach the targeted goal with her gofundme page, peppa fought her disease with substance abuse which led her to have a cocaine addiction which later would contribute to her severe ptsd in which she snorts uncontrollably.

Greg : yoo peppa was the shit back then

Lawrence: nahh man peppa pig has aids , her body was big but her limbs were skinny, that’s aids dude

Greg: my childhood will never be the same again , thank you for telling me

by Redneck Blackman April 7, 2021