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J Swizznasty

When you ejaculate on titties (big or small)
I want to J Swizznasty this girl named Vange
by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021
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j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass
by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008
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J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
by GrayOne August 4, 2007
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J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)
dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him
by super8mm October 28, 2011
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Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY
This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.
by PtOWN$$VA June 1, 2011
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