I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

G-String

G-String also commonly known as the " thong" is something worn by people worldwide. The G in G-string actually refers to the word Gagina cause it goes up your Gagina.

MY GAGINA ITCHES BECAUSE OF MY G-STRING.

by VOLPUMPTOUSTITTIEPES69 October 16, 2020

goozle string

That undefined part of your body that can be strained or sprained by lifting heavy objects causing pain in your groin.

I can’t go to practice today, I pulled my goozle string unloading groceries for my grandma.

by chudster85 November 25, 2022

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022

string and bar

where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.

some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”

by bigdong488 February 21, 2020

string puller

That retard that gets internal orgasms from pulling peoples hoodie strings.

“I killed myself when I found out my sister was marrying a filthy string puller.”

by christian pryor likes children May 8, 2018