split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.

"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"

by mastah_splintah February 18, 2014

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee December 04, 2015

yickity splits

Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!

Custy: I am lookin for that white lady.
Person: Well, shit, I got some yickity splits right here!

by Tank Tankerton December 12, 2008

double splitted

The act of double splitting in a speedrun.

"SHIT! I just double splitted"

by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018

Split the box

Pounding the shit out of a female sexually!

I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!

by PeteyPaplo September 02, 2019

lane splitting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.

I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.

by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 25, 2009