Here I sit

a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.
Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.
by Wonkeybro June 09, 2010
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Sit the Fuck Down

STFD

To tell someone to relax, to chill, to calm down, etc
Emily: dude am I right or do I need to relax?
Dakota: Emily you need to sit the fuck down
by r0b3084093893 March 16, 2017
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two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
by Craig McRae May 08, 2007
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hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.
Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."
by dipstickin December 11, 2014
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Sit in your cupboard

Person1: oh it’s already January 17th?
Person2: oh really? I better go home and sit in my cupboard
Person1: what why?
Person2: because it’s national sit in your cupboard day
by YellowTastesNice November 08, 2019
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sit on someone january

sit on someone January is when anyone can sit on someone for this whol,e month and it doesnt mean anything .
"oh my gosh sophie its sit on someone january im gonna go sit on josh "
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Group Sit Down

Similar to a sit-down, but scaled up to incorporate several people. A group sit down involves 2+ people, simultaneously using separate toilets within earshot, most commonly this makes use of public or communal facilities. Typically a group sit down is the male equivalent of bathroom meetings, but in quintessential male fashion actually performs a vital function.

Originally conceptualized by the Germans in WWI, group sit downs provided the necessary emotional outlets for soldiers confined to the emotional demands of trench warfare. Soldiers would share tales of their life back at home, of their wives, and of their children building bonds and friendships between each other in the process. GSD's would serve as an effective coping mechanism for war for decades to follow.

Nowadays GSD's are often associated with lad culture or male exclusive meetings in a corporate world increasingly dominated by women. GSD's offer a male exclusive space to share their thoughts, ideas, beliefs or emotional discourse.
Microsoft HQ is always filled with secretaries on a Monday so Scotty arranged a group sit down for the afternoon to discuss the quarterly financial report.
by JonoTeMuna July 31, 2016
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